We got a phone call purporting to be from Scott Ambrose Reilly, legendary holder of Toscanini’s only record: the most days in a row eating a banana split. We believe the call was authentic because the caller described himself as being at the beach. If you can imagine Joe DiMaggio bringing his own ball and bat then you will comprehend the majestic memory of Scott entering the store, shouting “I’m here! And I’ve brought my own banana!”